Dead Nintendo Switch?

“I’m sure this is irrelevant chatter but a few days ago I turned on my Nintendo Switch for the first time in months but the battery had drained, so I went to charge it but noticed after 20 minutes it still wouldn’t turn on, I tried using another plug and putting it in the dock, it still wasn’t working, I knew from early YouTube videos that some people had this problem and sold their console on eBay as “faulty, not accepting charge” when the console was first on the market, not wishing to sell my console I proceeded to calmly take it appart in an attempt to disconnect the battery and plug it in again in order to wake it up, however I’d forgotten how to remove the battery and wasn’t sure the tools I had were best for the job, looking at the connector though made me realise if use 2 electrical screwdrivers, I could short the pins, simulating a temporary disconnect, I allowed the battery to spark for a split second and reassembled the unit. Hey presto, the Nintendo Switch is back in full working order, end of story. Good day to you all.”

James Barnes

Rule #1 of Coffee Club : Keep It Fresh

“Think of when you cut into a banana, how quickly that slice of banana oxidizes. Now think of how big that slice of banana is compared to these tiiinnnyyy granules of espresso.”

“They oxidise quickly! Get rid of them, grind them fresh!”

A well-packed 23 minutes from US Barista Champion Heather Perry on making good espresso:

“If someone asks for a Grande semi two shot steam hold the froth to walk, ask them if they would like a cup of coffee whilst they are waiting.”

David Temple Penn.

It takes about 120 seconds to make the perfect black coffee. Side orders take a little longer.