Relief comes from an unexpected quarter if you pine for your unix command line shell aliases and other such:
[shell]doskey ls=dir $*[/shell]
is what you want. you can put it in an autorun setting in your registry by pasting this into notepad and saving it as something.reg
[shell]Windows Registry Editor Version 5.00
[HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Command Processor]
"AutoRun"="\"C:\\Program Files\\Commands\\CmdAutoRun.cmd\""[/shell]
If you prefer to do it by hand rather than by double clicking a .reg file, you don't need the extra quotes and escapes (but keep the outermost quotes):
[shell]"C:\Program Files\Commands\CmdAutoRun.cmd"[/shell]
Note you use $* instead of %*. You can otherwise use $1-$9. Further escape codes are on the technet DosKey page
If you want something like bash then you should look at PowerShell. I was hesitant at 1st myself. But once I learned you can add your own alias (just as you would with a bash profile) I was sold. Now that I have used it for a few months I feel that it actually may be as good as bash.
You’re right of course, but the learning curve from cmd.exe to Powershell is not a short one. So I was glad of some fast relief.